Thursday, July 15, 2010

Frogs in my life.

There have been several frogs I've kissed that have become friends, I'm just gonna let you know a bit of the background history of a few of them.

John, I met him before I left my husband, I already knew I was going to leave, and I was feeling the sweet taste of freedom. I met him on one of the days which sealed the demise of my marriage. I'd been having heart palpitations, its a condition I lived with and sometimes it got out of hand, but I'd spent the morning in hospital and a friend had picked me up, waited till the ex could take the kids then took me out and treated me to a night on the town- Stunned at the fact my husband couldn't care less.
I was wearing sexy knickers, I was feeling good, free, we giggled and laughed and bumped into a friend of my husbands who I knew liked me. I find him repulsive physically but a nice guy. I told him about an online survey, how much would you give up your knickers for if a guy offered to pay for them. (Apparently some guys like the smell of a women's knickers enough to pay for them) My husbands friend made a sad offer, $5, a friend of his made a better offer but not really, $10, two guys walked into the bar, John and his friend, they said hi to my husbands friend and I figured they knew each other, I asked John and his friend how much for a women's knickers. John asked to see them so I downed my trou enough for him to get a decent glimpse, John said $100 on the spot. the guy knows how to play women.
We had a flirt going from then on, he dated a friend of mine for a bit and I met him in the park once for kissing lessons, he is a damn good kisser.
We finally went to bed about 6 weeks of knowing each other, not a good idea, we were best of friends not lovers, that part of our relationship never lasted but the friendship has.

Next frog friend is MrH. I met him via an internet dating site, his restraint and intelligence impressed me online. We met in a bar, I had a time limit on the time we had to meet as I had put a chicken in the oven and had to be home by the time it was cooked. I hadn't meant to do that but circumstances overwhelmed me. I wasn't attracted to him physically at first but by the end of our time chatting I really was. He has an X factor you either love or hate. We were lovers for a while but as I wasn't ready for a relationship and even if I were we were not suitable so lovers was all we could offer each other. After six months of fun we parted as lovers but continued our friendship.

Allan, is a frog I've never kissed but a best friend. I met him via another friend and we have been best friends since then, he is the most wonderful fun and real man. If he were 15 years younger I'd be keen on him but as it is he is more like a fun father figure than a kissable frog.He has kids the same age as me as well as kids the same age as mine.

Olly, the frog I have a stupid highschool girl crush on. Not sure why. I chatted with him online for months and never met him. He is Mini crazy and I introduced him to MrH online without either of us meeting him, MrH is mini crazy too. When I finally did meet olly, he gave me a hug and I felt such a physical attraction i lost the ability to reason and speak, suddenly all word coming from my mouth stopped making sense. there was a huge problem...he had a girlfriend, albeit one who lived in another town, but still I tried to bide my time, long distance relationships often fail. It seems his did. I told him I had a stupid highschool girl crush on him and... he didn't feel the same. Sadly that doesn't make the crush go away.

Thats the major figures in my pond, its not looking good really is it?
I'll detail some of the others who have hopped out of my pond soon.

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