Oh Olly

Olly is the guy who I have a stupid schoolgirl crush on that I can't seem to shake.

I was in his town a few weekends back and sent him a text saying I was there for a few hours and did he want to catch up, I finished my business there and drove to another town where I had to drop stuff off. I got back to my car, looked at my phone and saw I had three missed calls from him and a text. his text said Are you still in town, would be nice to catch up.

I sent him a text back saying sorry, had gone but would catch up with him next year. It had been a year since we had caught up in person.

He said I'm going to be down your way in a few weeks, we should catch up then. I asked if he knew that i had moved? he said yeah it was only 80km out of his way. I thought WTF when I lived 50km out of his way we never caught up even when he was in town, its not going to happen.

But sure enough, a few weeks later, he got hold of me and told me a day and asked for my new address. I tried not to get my hopes up, he has bailed on me so many times before.

All I want is to spend some time with him and get to know him better to try and understand why I go all silly and giggly when he is about and all I can think of is touching him and lying naked in his arms. He certainly isn't gods gift to women by traditional standards.

I had work in the morning of the day he was coming. I came home, did some housework, had a shower, went to have a nap. I sent him a text asking if he was still coming. He said he was tired and wanted to go home not 80km out of his way.

I replied "You are still scared of me aren't you"

(He knows I have a crush on him)

Olly replied "Fark yeah!!!"

I replied Thought I smelt chicken, I'm harmless, well mostly ;-) I'm used to you bailing on me now.

Olly replied "Good girl, you should still be living in Qtown"

I replied "I lived there for two years and you never visited, why do you think I was so shocked when you said you would visit me when i live further away now"

Olly replied, "Good things come to those who wait girl"

I replied "I'm not a sit at home and wait kind of girl, I'll just boil a bunny for tea and ask someone else over :-)

I then took a pic of my daughters pet rabbit beside a pot surrounded by a carrot and onion ad sent it to him. Once when I told Olly about a drive home from his town I mentioned how many wild rabbits my car had hit, Olly joked about me stopping to pick them up and boil them. He thinks I'm obsessed with him and will stalk him. I should never have told him about my crush on him.

Olly replied

:-D

The man drives me insane... maybe I am a bunny boiler?